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the article just got better as i kept on reading
POH-TAY-TOE
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Damon Lindelof promises to be “more mindful in the future” after complaints from fans.
GOOD.
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THIS.
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*bear in scrubs walks into waiting room*”Sorry to be the bear-er of bad news but I’m a bear and your son died cause bears can’t do surgery”
— Joe (@lazy_joe_)
Heroic Words of Wisdom by Adam Thompson
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Tumblr’s employees will also do well. The company’s first 10 employees will receive an average of $6.2 million in cash; the first 30 will receive an average of $3.3 million in cash, and the rest of the 178 employees will each receive $371,000.
Drinks on y’all, Petron on ice, and we can pop bottles all night cause Yahoo/Tumblr do whatever they liiiiiike (via christinefriar)
oh.
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*insert low whistle sound here*
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Worry, as all the self-help books professed, came from POSSIBILITY
I will always reblog this.
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Taylor: I guess he just wasn’t your Romeo.
Kristen: Sometimes I think he was. Sometimes I think he is.
Taylor: Why’d he have to be so mean?
Kristen: No. No. I was the mean one. It was me. Never him. Never Rob. He was so good to me. So so good to me.
Taylor: You have to be fearless.
Kristen: It’s impossible to be fearless, Taylor. If you live in this world, the real world, you’re afraid of things.
Taylor: Look. I knew he was trouble when he walked in.
Kristen: You told me you liked him!
Taylor: Face it. You two are never ever getting back together.
Kristen: I’m going to Kacey Musgraves’s house.
Flawless.